Haiku Sonnet: Sleeping Alone at Holiday Inn

couple next room too
much wine too much viagra
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not wanting to be
outdone I moaned crescendo
take it all–baby

oh yeah that’s it– who’s
your big daddy– c’mon girl

standing on the bed

I increased the speed
headboard against the shared wall
as leno finished

his monologue I screamed yes!
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14 Responses to Haiku Sonnet: Sleeping Alone at Holiday Inn

  1. lissa says:

    haha. love it. you rock.

  2. kimtblogger says:

    i wouldn’t stay there again….

  3. whypaisley says:

    oh i would love that… especially if i was part of the couple in the other room!!!!!! this is too funny!!!!

  4. Scot says:

    Lissa
    glad you liked it!

  5. Vincent says:

    Apologies for my ejaculation re your previous american sentence. In hindsight it was premature.

  6. Scot says:

    vincent
    🙂 it gets better with age and experience (I am told)

  7. JO says:

    LOL. Spilled my coffee on myself reading–caught me by surprise!

  8. johemmant says:

    this totally cracked me up, love it too.

  9. Scot says:

    JO
    Sorry for the accident

  10. Scot says:

    Jo
    laughter is good

  11. nicole says:

    this is amazing. laughter is good, indeed.

  12. Scot says:

    thanks nicole

  13. Scot says:

    paisley
    whoops–thanks for reading!!

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